If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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