Midget sex pt 2 tonight
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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