you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
