NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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