Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just want to make out with him forever
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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