gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
