so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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