just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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