I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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