We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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