he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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