is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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