he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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