That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
