so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I party with great urgency now.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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