apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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