BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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