I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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