so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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