Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
