i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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