dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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