ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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