let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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