have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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