if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
God, I missed his penis.
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