Jerry, you need to find god
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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