with your own penis?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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