Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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