...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
