Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i dont even know how to be here
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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