so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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