WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Dear god my vagina.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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