so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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