worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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