I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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