oh god the rape fog is back!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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