Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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