This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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