when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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