so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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