you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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