i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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