I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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