Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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