oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
