Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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