I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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