Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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