Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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